"That would be awful," Autor says, shaking his head. "I don't think I could forgive it if it goes that route."
Rugen runs down the hall with Inigo hot on his heels, prompting Autor to say, "I swear, this castle is all corridors."
Fezzik returns to find Westley missing. Rugen runs through a couple of rooms and down a flight of stairs, pausing only to draw a dagger from his boot--which he hurls into Inigo's belly.
"I'm sorry, Father," Inigo says, leaning against the wall. "I tried. I tried."
"You must be that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago," Rugen says, stalking forward. "Simply incredible. Have you been chasing me your whole life only to fail now? I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard. How marvelous."
"What a villain," Autor says.
Buttercup enters her rooms, and finds a dagger to hold against her chest. Westley interrupts her, laying on the bed.
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world," he says, and Autor blushes. "T'would be a pity to damage yours."
"Westley! Westley darling!" Buttercup says, throwing herself on the prone Dread Pirate Roberts to kiss him senseless. "Westley, why won't you hold me?"
"Gently," he says.
"At a time like this, that's all you can think to say?" Buttercup says, lifting his head to smother him in kisses. "Gently?"
"Gently!" Westley says, and she drops his head against the headboard. He grunts.
Meanwhile, Inigo pulls the dagger out and gets to his feet.
"Good heavens," Rugen says. "Are you still trying to win? You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It's going to get you into trouble someday." He draws his sword and thrusts forward, aiming for the heart. Inigo deflects it, burying the point in his arm, and again to the other arm.
"Hello," Inigo says, blocking his sword twice more. "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
He falls against a table, and pushes himself up to block Count Rugen's sword again. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
He thrusts with his sword to meet Rugen's. "Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"
"Stop saying that," Rugen demands.
Inigo stabs him in each of his shoulders, backing him up against a table. "Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"
He disarms Rugen and cuts his cheek. "Offer me money."
"Yes," Rugen says.
"Power, too, promise me that," Inigo says, cutting the other cheek.
"All that I have and more, please."
Inigo removes his hand from his bleeding abdomen. "Offer me everything I ask for."
"Anything you want," Rugen says, lifting his sword. Inigo catches his hand and stabs him through.
"I want my father back, you son of a bitch."
"Good for you, Inigo!" Autor says cheerfully. "He did it! He actually did it! In the book his wounds reopen as they escape, but he got Count Rugen!"
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Date: 2015-11-28 05:50 am (UTC)Rugen runs down the hall with Inigo hot on his heels, prompting Autor to say, "I swear, this castle is all corridors."
Fezzik returns to find Westley missing. Rugen runs through a couple of rooms and down a flight of stairs, pausing only to draw a dagger from his boot--which he hurls into Inigo's belly.
"I'm sorry, Father," Inigo says, leaning against the wall. "I tried. I tried."
"You must be that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago," Rugen says, stalking forward. "Simply incredible. Have you been chasing me your whole life only to fail now? I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard. How marvelous."
"What a villain," Autor says.
Buttercup enters her rooms, and finds a dagger to hold against her chest. Westley interrupts her, laying on the bed.
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world," he says, and Autor blushes. "T'would be a pity to damage yours."
"Westley! Westley darling!" Buttercup says, throwing herself on the prone Dread Pirate Roberts to kiss him senseless. "Westley, why won't you hold me?"
"Gently," he says.
"At a time like this, that's all you can think to say?" Buttercup says, lifting his head to smother him in kisses. "Gently?"
"Gently!" Westley says, and she drops his head against the headboard. He grunts.
Meanwhile, Inigo pulls the dagger out and gets to his feet.
"Good heavens," Rugen says. "Are you still trying to win? You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It's going to get you into trouble someday." He draws his sword and thrusts forward, aiming for the heart. Inigo deflects it, burying the point in his arm, and again to the other arm.
"Hello," Inigo says, blocking his sword twice more. "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
He falls against a table, and pushes himself up to block Count Rugen's sword again. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
He thrusts with his sword to meet Rugen's. "Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"
"Stop saying that," Rugen demands.
Inigo stabs him in each of his shoulders, backing him up against a table. "Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"
He disarms Rugen and cuts his cheek. "Offer me money."
"Yes," Rugen says.
"Power, too, promise me that," Inigo says, cutting the other cheek.
"All that I have and more, please."
Inigo removes his hand from his bleeding abdomen. "Offer me everything I ask for."
"Anything you want," Rugen says, lifting his sword. Inigo catches his hand and stabs him through.
"I want my father back, you son of a bitch."
"Good for you, Inigo!" Autor says cheerfully. "He did it! He actually did it! In the book his wounds reopen as they escape, but he got Count Rugen!"