"Well, I don't know how weddings are done in that world, but I didn't hear her say 'I do.' Did you?" Rae says, eyebrows raised at the dubious marriage ceremony. "She didn't agree to anything. And why does a castle have a honeymoon suite, like a hotel?"
Rugen and guards rush down the castle corridors, swords drawn, to come face to face with Westley, Inigo, and Fezzik. "Kill the dark one and the giant," orders Rugen, "but leave the third for questioning." Inigo quickly and efficiently dispatches the charging guards, leaving Count Rugen alone. "Hello," he says with unnerving calm. "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"Ooh! Ooh!" Rae says, excited, bumping Autor's shoulder with her own (and possibly endangering his tea). "Is it time? I've been looking forward to this part!"
Rugen pauses, then suddenly turns and runs ("Fucking coward!" howls Rae, disappointed). Inigo immediately gives chase. Westley and Fezzik look at each other. Rugen ducks into a room, locking the door behind him. Inigo is left to ram his body ineffectually against the bolted door. "Fezzik!!!!!! I need you!!!!!" he calls, frantic with the thought of his father's murderer getting away. Fezzik gestures to Westley, who he is supporting. "I can't leave him alone." "He's getting away from me, Fezzik!!! Please!!!" Inigo cries in increasing desperation. "Arr!!! Fezzik!!! Aaargh!!" Fezzik very gently places Westley against a suit of armor, assuring him, "I'll be right back." Inigo continues to ram the door, with sounds of exertions, until Fezzik comes and handily breaks the door down. "Thank you," Inigo doesn't hesitate to run right through, continuing the chase.
"Get 'im, Inigo!" Rae cheers him on.
In a different corridor, the elderly king and queen escort the seemingly numb Buttercup to the honeymoon suite.
"Strange wedding," muses the old king. "Yes. A very strange wedding," agrees the queen. "Come along." She walks ahead. Buttercup pauses as the king pats her hand. Very gently, she leans forward and kisses the King's cheek. "What was that for?" the king asks, both confused and delighted. "Because you've always been so kind to me," Buttercup answers with little tone in her voice, "and I won't be seeing you again, since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite." "Won't that be nice?" the mostly-deaf king agrees, then calls to Queen in delight, "She kissed me!"
"Oh dear," Rae winces in sympathy. "Poor Buttercup is left with no idea what's going on, thinking Westley is dead and all is lost. I just hope this movie doesn't do a sort of Romeo and Juliet tragedy of errors."
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Date: 2015-11-28 05:31 am (UTC)Rugen and guards rush down the castle corridors, swords drawn, to come face to face with Westley, Inigo, and Fezzik.
"Kill the dark one and the giant," orders Rugen, "but leave the third for questioning."
Inigo quickly and efficiently dispatches the charging guards, leaving Count Rugen alone. "Hello," he says with unnerving calm. "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"Ooh! Ooh!" Rae says, excited, bumping Autor's shoulder with her own (and possibly endangering his tea). "Is it time? I've been looking forward to this part!"
Rugen pauses, then suddenly turns and runs ("Fucking coward!" howls Rae, disappointed). Inigo immediately gives chase. Westley and Fezzik look at each other. Rugen ducks into a room, locking the door behind him. Inigo is left to ram his body ineffectually against the bolted door.
"Fezzik!!!!!! I need you!!!!!" he calls, frantic with the thought of his father's murderer getting away.
Fezzik gestures to Westley, who he is supporting. "I can't leave him alone."
"He's getting away from me, Fezzik!!! Please!!!" Inigo cries in increasing desperation. "Arr!!! Fezzik!!! Aaargh!!"
Fezzik very gently places Westley against a suit of armor, assuring him, "I'll be right back."
Inigo continues to ram the door, with sounds of exertions, until Fezzik comes and handily breaks the door down. "Thank you," Inigo doesn't hesitate to run right through, continuing the chase.
"Get 'im, Inigo!" Rae cheers him on.
In a different corridor, the elderly king and queen escort the seemingly numb Buttercup to the honeymoon suite.
"Strange wedding," muses the old king.
"Yes. A very strange wedding," agrees the queen. "Come along." She walks ahead.
Buttercup pauses as the king pats her hand. Very gently, she leans forward and kisses the King's cheek.
"What was that for?" the king asks, both confused and delighted.
"Because you've always been so kind to me," Buttercup answers with little tone in her voice, "and I won't be seeing you again, since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite."
"Won't that be nice?" the mostly-deaf king agrees, then calls to Queen in delight, "She kissed me!"
"Oh dear," Rae winces in sympathy. "Poor Buttercup is left with no idea what's going on, thinking Westley is dead and all is lost. I just hope this movie doesn't do a sort of Romeo and Juliet tragedy of errors."