"Rae!" Autor says, scandalized. He blushes from his collarbones to his roots and whacks her with a pillow.
Meanwhile, Westley's gone in for the kiss when Prince Humperdinck's horse arrives on the scene. He demands surrender, to which Westley refuses, giving crossbowmen time to point their weapons at Dread Pirate Roberts.
"For the last time! Surrender!" Humperdinck demands, drawing his sword.
"Death first!" Westley says, until Buttercup steps forward.
"Will you promise not to hurt him?" she says.
"What was that?" Humperdinck and Westley both say.
"Oh, she finally saved him," Autor says, rubbing his cheeks from the fearsome blush. "Good for her."
"He is a sailor on the pirate ship Revenge," Buttercup says. "Promise to return him to his ship!"
"I swear it will be done," Humperdinck says, tilting his head at his crossbowmen. He turns to his vassal and whispers, "Once we're out of sight, take him back to Florin and throw him in the Pit of Despair."
"The Pit of Despair, that's promising," Autor says.
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Date: 2015-11-20 05:26 am (UTC)Meanwhile, Westley's gone in for the kiss when Prince Humperdinck's horse arrives on the scene. He demands surrender, to which Westley refuses, giving crossbowmen time to point their weapons at Dread Pirate Roberts.
"For the last time! Surrender!" Humperdinck demands, drawing his sword.
"Death first!" Westley says, until Buttercup steps forward.
"Will you promise not to hurt him?" she says.
"What was that?" Humperdinck and Westley both say.
"Oh, she finally saved him," Autor says, rubbing his cheeks from the fearsome blush. "Good for her."
"He is a sailor on the pirate ship Revenge," Buttercup says. "Promise to return him to his ship!"
"I swear it will be done," Humperdinck says, tilting his head at his crossbowmen. He turns to his vassal and whispers, "Once we're out of sight, take him back to Florin and throw him in the Pit of Despair."
"The Pit of Despair, that's promising," Autor says.